About the Author

Professor* Strangebutuntrue (self-portrait) *This word should be taken in the spirit of the rest of the site (ie, as a complete lie)

Under a cunning alias, I have kept my identity secret, but here are a few things you should know about me:

• I am a college student with too much time on my hands
  

• I do actually know a few bits of truth, believe it or not
  
• I am usually very honest (or I could be lying...)
  
• I like cats (but I couldn't eat a whole one)
  
• Favourite colour: Blue
  
• Favourite icecream flavour: Vanilla
  
• Favourite flesh-eating bacteria: Sorry - I don't have a particular favourite. Never mind.

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