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"You have a right to know the (Un)truth!"

So - you want entertainment, eh? You want to laugh? We at Strange BUT Untrue believe in offering a choice of laughter from Giggles to Chuckling to Laughing Your Head Off (not strongly recommended due to health risk involved).

(And now we're finished convincing all the search engines how good we are, it's time to convince you...)

So if you're tired of hearing facts about how the world works, and of hearing people trying to convince you what they're telling you is true, step inside where we do neither!

All you hear in this site is 100% guaranteed to be completely false, and all you have to do is look and laugh at the ridiculous things we have to say. Just one more word of warning: Do not believe anything you read in this site. Doing so will put you at serious risk of being mocked by friends and family and turned into a social outcast/village idiot. You have been warned.

Just choose a link below to begin viewing the lorryload of lies that is 'Strange BUT Untrue'. (Oh, and this site is still partly under construction, so if you see any builders hanging around the place you can tell them from us that they don't get paid until they're finished....)

Yes, Strange BUT Untrue is back - and at its new site (pleasebookmarkpleasebookmarkpleasebookmark) it has a brand new feature: Strange BUT Untrue News, where I'll say what I damned well want to to you the reader at highly irregularly spaced intervals. Much like the real news, in fact.
Strange BUT Untrue News

Other things to see and do around here:

About the author	How 'Strange BUT Untrue' came to be
Preface by Dr B. Armpott, eminent mad scientist	[Oh dear, there's four spaces in this table isn't there...]

Strange BUT Untrue Science: Learn how the Universe began (or possibly didn't), how dust is the smallest and most annoying particle in the universe, and about the complex biology of a rock.

The Strange BUT Untrue Madness Test: Are you mad? Well now, for the first time ever in the history of the world, you'll be able to find out for sure, with this comprehensive Madness Test! Guaranteed to screen for all known varieties of madness, and present results in a frank (okay, brutal) manner. You know you want to play it...

Sign Prof. Strangebutuntrue's Guestbook and tell him how brilliant (and untrue) a mind he has! Any comments, queries and insane ramblings (not so many of the latter, thank you) - just click on the link below:
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Coming soon-ish:

Strange BUT Untrue Links Page: You want know where the Professor goes when he has a little cybersurfing time on his hands? Soon you will see.
Strange BUT Untrue Trivia: You never wanted to know it anyway, so why should you care if it's really the truth or not?
Strange BUT Untrue History: From the first written word man has consistently lied about what he's been up to. We continue the long tradition here.

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Should you have an urgent desire to contact Prof Strangebutuntrue (eg to boost his over-large ego, offer to marry him, etc), he can be reached most quickly on his email address.

Last updated 03/07/02